Saturday, 9 April 2011
Saturday, 2 April 2011
Saturday, 26 March 2011
6th Dubstep tune of the week
Ive decided to just turn this into a music blog. dubstep mainly but will drop some new tunes of different genres in there :)
not as heavy as others
not as heavy as others
Thursday, 17 March 2011
Friday, 4 March 2011
Friday, 25 February 2011
3rd installment of dubstep tune of the week......
just as heavy as the 2nd dubstep tune of the week.
Wednesday, 23 February 2011
Jokes of the week Part 3
beware racism and sexist involved in jokes.
- The new Justin Bieber film has amazing 3D.
It's almost like you could just reach out and punch him.
- Why did the muslim cross the road?
I thought to myself as my foot hit the accelerator.
- I phoned my wife this morning, as soon as I got to work, to tell her about the near miss I had in the car.
"This cunt just pulled out on me," I said, "I had to slam on."
"Did you skid?" she asked.
"Skid! No, I proper fucking shit myself."
- I cant wait for this dwarf party this evening.
Im going to be knee deep in clunge.
- What's the worst thing about being British?
Having to put up with that whining, white minority.
- ***Charity Appeal***
Please sponsor poor African children that have to walk over 30 miles a day to get clean water....
Just a suggestion..... Try building mud huts next to the fucking well!
- The new Justin Bieber film has amazing 3D.
It's almost like you could just reach out and punch him.
- Why did the muslim cross the road?
I thought to myself as my foot hit the accelerator.
- I phoned my wife this morning, as soon as I got to work, to tell her about the near miss I had in the car.
"This cunt just pulled out on me," I said, "I had to slam on."
"Did you skid?" she asked.
"Skid! No, I proper fucking shit myself."
- I cant wait for this dwarf party this evening.
Im going to be knee deep in clunge.
- What's the worst thing about being British?
Having to put up with that whining, white minority.
- ***Charity Appeal***
Please sponsor poor African children that have to walk over 30 miles a day to get clean water....
Just a suggestion..... Try building mud huts next to the fucking well!
Sunday, 20 February 2011
Jokes of the week Part 2
ENJOY THE JOKES PEEPS
- A Jewish man walks into ASDA and slams his circumcised cock onto the counter & says "roll that back, bitch".
- My wife said to me, "Why don't you buy something to make me look more sexy?"
So I went out and bought myself a bottle of wine and 12 cans of lager.
- I was talking to a blonde on BBM the other day...
She asked me what phone I had, typical fucking blonde.
- my wife asked me what i prefer about her
her sexy body or her pretty face
i replied "your sense of humour"
- I dont want to worry any of you, but im in casualty.
It turns out the Dyson Ball Cleaner isn't used for what i thought it was.
- A Jewish man walks into ASDA and slams his circumcised cock onto the counter & says "roll that back, bitch".
- My wife said to me, "Why don't you buy something to make me look more sexy?"
So I went out and bought myself a bottle of wine and 12 cans of lager.
- I was talking to a blonde on BBM the other day...
She asked me what phone I had, typical fucking blonde.
- my wife asked me what i prefer about her
her sexy body or her pretty face
i replied "your sense of humour"
- I dont want to worry any of you, but im in casualty.
It turns out the Dyson Ball Cleaner isn't used for what i thought it was.
Thursday, 17 February 2011
New Game from BUNGIE
will this game be the new biggest online multiplayer first person shooter there is? check it out.....
Bungie's next game is to be an massively multiplayer first-person shooter titled Destiny, if recent rumour reports are to be believed.
Kotaku is citing a source that details Bungie's first game for Activision, which is reportedly a sci-fi shooter set in space, and as expected it's to be an MMO which is described as "WoW in Space". It's currently called Destiny, though bear in mind Bungie often has numerous working titles for its games - Halo was, at various points in its development, called both Blam! and Monkey Nuts.
The source for Kotaku's report - a "recently terminated contractor" - also cites unfair treatment at Bungie as well as "budgetary concerns" which led to Activision requesting the layoffs. A poster on Bungie's forums has since discredited those claims, saying "Bungie has never been asked to lay off any employees or contract employees by our publisher, Activision-Blizzard, for any reason."
The suggestion that Bungie's next project is to be a sci-fi massively multiplayer first person shooter was not discredited, however, and the details chime in with what the studio has been hinting about its new game: at GDC last year Bungie's Joseph Staten told attendees "Wouldn't it be great if we could make a world that was always there for you?"
Bungie's next game is to be an massively multiplayer first-person shooter titled Destiny, if recent rumour reports are to be believed. Kotaku is citing a source that details Bungie's first game for Activision, which is reportedly a sci-fi shooter set in space, and as expected it's to be an MMO which is described as "WoW in Space". It's currently called Destiny, though bear in mind Bungie often has numerous working titles for its games - Halo was, at various points in its development, called both Blam! and Monkey Nuts.
The source for Kotaku's report - a "recently terminated contractor" - also cites unfair treatment at Bungie as well as "budgetary concerns" which led to Activision requesting the layoffs. A poster on Bungie's forums has since discredited those claims, saying "Bungie has never been asked to lay off any employees or contract employees by our publisher, Activision-Blizzard, for any reason."
The suggestion that Bungie's next project is to be a sci-fi massively multiplayer first person shooter was not discredited, however, and the details chime in with what the studio has been hinting about its new game: at GDC last year Bungie's Joseph Staten told attendees "Wouldn't it be great if we could make a world that was always there for you?"
Thursday, 10 February 2011
Deals For Iphone and Itouch
Sega has decided to have a sale on the App Store which it is calling the “99c Loves Me Sale!”.
It’s classed as a Valentine’s Day 7-day sale, but the release of the Verizon iPhone is also brought up as an excuse to celebrate by buying one of the games.
We don’t mind what is being celebrated as there’s some decent games in this line up. 19 titles in all have had their prices cut by 80% or come down to 99 cents.
The games reduced to 99 cents include:
- Altered Beast
- ChuChu Rocket
- ChuChu Rocket HD (iPad)
- Columns
- Ecco the Dolphin
- Golden Axe
- Gunstar Heroes
- Phantasy Star II
- Shining Force
- Shinobi III
- Super Monkey Ball 1
- Super Monkey Ball 2
- Super Monkey Ball 2 Sakura Edition (iPad)
- Sonic Spinball
- Streets of Rage
- Virtua Fighter 2
- Sonic the Hedgehog 1
- Sonic the Hedgehog 2
- Sonic 4 Episode 1
The sale is listed as running for 7 days, so we expect it will end with the end of Valentine’s Day at midnight on February 14.
Guitar Hero Axed For COD?!?
During this announcement they said they were also cutting around 500 people from the workforce. Activision Blizzard said that it's way to expensive to make new music games as the licensing of all the music and the cost to make a produce all the hardware (Guitars, Microphones, etc.) Although they will continue to support all other previous games of Guitar Hero.
The focus of this cut was to to put more work towards the Call of Duty franchise. This gives them a lot more money to create better than before Call of Duty games.
Wednesday, 9 February 2011
Jokes of the week :)
Here i will post the joke of the week. around 5 or 6 different ones will be added each week. enjoy.
beware sexist jokes.
- My wife does this amazing thing with an ice cube in her mouth,
She shuts the fuck up for 5 minutes.
- Emile Heskey has hit out at his critics.
...and missed.
- Who named Trojan condoms?
The Trojan horse entered through the city gates, broke open and loads of little guys came out and fucked everyone's day up.
Doesn't fill me with confidence.
- Just asked my barber for a Justin Bieber haircut.
Fucking twat just shaved my pubes off.
beware sexist jokes.
- My wife does this amazing thing with an ice cube in her mouth,
She shuts the fuck up for 5 minutes.
- Emile Heskey has hit out at his critics.
...and missed.
- Who named Trojan condoms?
The Trojan horse entered through the city gates, broke open and loads of little guys came out and fucked everyone's day up.
Doesn't fill me with confidence.
- Just asked my barber for a Justin Bieber haircut.
Fucking twat just shaved my pubes off.
Tuesday, 8 February 2011
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