ENJOY THE JOKES PEEPS
- A Jewish man walks into ASDA and slams his circumcised cock onto the counter & says "roll that back, bitch".
- My wife said to me, "Why don't you buy something to make me look more sexy?"
So I went out and bought myself a bottle of wine and 12 cans of lager.
- I was talking to a blonde on BBM the other day...
She asked me what phone I had, typical fucking blonde.
- my wife asked me what i prefer about her
her sexy body or her pretty face
i replied "your sense of humour"
- I dont want to worry any of you, but im in casualty.
It turns out the Dyson Ball Cleaner isn't used for what i thought it was.