Wednesday, 23 February 2011

Jokes of the week Part 3

beware racism and sexist involved in jokes.

-  The new Justin Bieber film has amazing 3D.

It's almost like you could just reach out and punch him.

- Why did the muslim cross the road?

I thought to myself as my foot hit the accelerator.

- I phoned my wife this morning, as soon as I got to work, to tell her about the near miss I had in the car.

"This cunt just pulled out on me," I said, "I had to slam on."

"Did you skid?" she asked.

"Skid! No, I proper fucking shit myself."

- I cant wait for this dwarf party this evening.

Im going to be knee deep in clunge.

- What's the worst thing about being British?

Having to put up with that whining, white minority.

- ***Charity Appeal***
Please sponsor poor African children that have to walk over 30 miles a day to get clean water....

Just a suggestion..... Try building mud huts next to the fucking well!


  1. Liked the British joke the best, haha. So true...

  2. Oh Bieber. Why the hate on such a kind little boy?

  3. hes not kind, if u seen some videos hes very arrogant and just gay