Wednesday, 9 February 2011

Jokes of the week :)

Here i will post the joke of the week. around 5 or 6 different ones will be added each week. enjoy.

beware sexist jokes.

- My wife does this amazing thing with an ice cube in her mouth,

She shuts the fuck up for 5 minutes.

- Emile Heskey has hit out at his critics.

...and missed. 

-  Who named Trojan condoms?

The Trojan horse entered through the city gates, broke open and loads of little guys came out and fucked everyone's day up.

Doesn't fill me with confidence.

-  Just asked my barber for a Justin Bieber haircut.

Fucking twat just shaved my pubes off.

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