beware racism and sexist involved in jokes.
- The new Justin Bieber film has amazing 3D.
It's almost like you could just reach out and punch him.
- Why did the muslim cross the road?
I thought to myself as my foot hit the accelerator.
- I phoned my wife this morning, as soon as I got to work, to tell her about the near miss I had in the car.
"This cunt just pulled out on me," I said, "I had to slam on."
"Did you skid?" she asked.
"Skid! No, I proper fucking shit myself."
- I cant wait for this dwarf party this evening.
Im going to be knee deep in clunge.
- What's the worst thing about being British?
Having to put up with that whining, white minority.
- ***Charity Appeal***
Please sponsor poor African children that have to walk over 30 miles a day to get clean water....
Just a suggestion..... Try building mud huts next to the fucking well!
Liked the British joke the best, haha. So true...
ReplyDeleteOh Bieber. Why the hate on such a kind little boy?
ReplyDeletehes not kind, if u seen some videos hes very arrogant and just gay
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